the post about nothing!

[two_grey_rooms]

I...just felt compelled to add myself as a livejournal friend, for reasons I am finding difficult to articulate. Uhm. Some possible explanations I am entertaining in the face of a TOTAL VOID OF LOGIC:

1. This course of action clearly promotes the illusion of self-confidence. I am even considering someday finding it a place on a shiny, shiny college resume.

2. OR MAYBE it is of a profane nature and doesn't belong in such an overwhelmingly scrupulous environment: maybe I have actually just answered the eternal question would I do me? (I WOULD, AND I DO, IN CASE YOU MISSED THAT.)

2. OR MAYBE it is actually a masochistic Cave of Solitude. HOW WILL I EVER FRIEND ME BACK? WHAT IF I DRIVE ME TO FLOUNCIFICATION? I DON'T THINK I AM BUILT TO SURVIVE THIS KINDA ANGST. D: D: D:

3. ...and now I'm too busy weeping piteously to think of any more reasons. *BASKS IN LONELY LIVEJOURNAL DESPERADO-DOM* (I am totally badass enough to be a desperado okay. I am at least an outlaw in the face of LOGIC, and no one can deny that.)

[Poll #1397035]

...my brain, sometimes ze is inane as all hell. And I mean the doctor's-waiting-room level of hell reserved for procrastinators, I guess, because otherwise the phrase "inane as all hell" doesn't actually make any SENSE, does it. Because fire and brimstone are much more terrifying and smelly than they are inane. In other, much more pressing news, tea is delicious. Do you know who is even more delicious than tea? BETH MOTHERFUCKING DITTO, THAT'S WHO. THE GOSSIP HAS A NEW SINGLE OUT, YOU GUYS \o/ \o/ \o/. If you are unacquainted with Beth Ditto, she is all you ever need to know about awesomeness, pretty much. If you need any convincing, I would like to introduce you to ishyface's kick-ass picspam from forevers ago. I would also like to advertise the fact that an earbud has just found its way nearly up my left nostril, for reasons I am not sure enough of to report (read: I AM SO UNCOORDINATED THAT SOMETIMES THINGS WOT DON'T BELONG IN IMPOSSIBLE ORIFICES END UP THERE. that sounds horrifically double entendre-y, doesn't it ;__;). LET IT BE KNOWN THAT EVEN MY BOOGERS ARE RIOT GRRRLS. Also, this entry lacks any cohesive narrative. In case you hadn't noticed already. BRAIN, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD MANAGE TO SIT STILL FOR AWHILE? I WOULD BE VERY APPRECIATIVE, JUST SAYIN.

(ALSO, IT IS FRIDAY. I NO DO THE THINKY TOO WELL TONIGHT, BUT HEY! I LIKE THIS. DOUBLEPLUSGOOOOOD.)

Comments

[cool-rain-kiss.livejournal.com]

DUDE BELIEVE IT OR NOT I HAVE ACTUALLY HEARD OF THE GOSSIP. AND HAVE SOME OF THEIR SONGS! :DDD?

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

GTFO. THE KITTY DOES NOT...HOW YOU SAY...HEAR OF THINGS. THE KITTY DEFLECTS ALL MUSIC THAT DOES NOT COME EQUIPPED WITH EITHER 1) A FEATHER BOA OR 2) A COWBOY HAT.

Wait wait! Pretty positive the Ditto has rocked a feather boa, at least once (the woman has rocked every possible fashion statement at least once, jeezusgod♥___♥). Aha! This explains it. You were in a state of hopelessly drug-addled confusion and mistook her for Gee Way, am I right?

[cool-rain-kiss.livejournal.com]

NOOOOO. actually, you can blame Artichokie for this 'cause she knows I'm always all "needs moar awesome fat chicks, world ♥___♥" so when she got into them, she rushed to tell me. I think it was one of the only bands she's into that stuck with me.

I need moar of their tunes. Mine are rly shitty quality :(

[cool-rain-kiss.livejournal.com]

Also, I would like to see Beth Ditto in a cowboy hat *_____*

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

"needs moar awesome fat chicks, world ♥___♥"

I FOUND ONE, AND IMA MOLEST HER PROPERLY IN JUUUUUUUULYYYYYYYYYY. :D :D :D :D

LOL WATCH IT, YOUR COUNTRY FETISH IS SHOWING.

[cool-rain-kiss.livejournal.com]

HEY HEY HEY >:D



... WHAT COUNTRY FETISH? >_>

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

Your icon repulses (JOHNNY CASH MAKES ME SUICIDAL), BUT I WILL NOT BE DETERRED. I come bearing music, and I do it because I want in your pants, country fetish or no (I am NOT wearing a cowboy hat for you).

uhh, also, on the grand scale of Stuff Done In The Name Of Getting Into Ladies' Pants, this doesn't really rank up there with writing your name in the clouds, just sayin. I lifted all these links off indie_exchange for the sake of expedience. BUT BUT I WENT SIFTING THROUGH ALL THOSE GODDAMMNED TAGS, JUST FOR YOOOOOU. THAT MUST COUNT FOR SOMETHING.

Standing in the Way of Control
Live in Liverpool
The Gossip EP
That's Not What I Heard
Arkansas Heat EP
Movement
Yr Mangled Heart
cover of "Careless Whisper

[cool-rain-kiss.livejournal.com]

No cowboy hat, no sex. THEM'S THE RULES, YO.


OMG MUSIC ♥______♥

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

FINE. Then YOU have to wear a pimp suit. The cane is prerequisite, no exceptions.

AND THE GOSSIP HAS TO BE PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND, OBVIOUSLY.

[cool-rain-kiss.livejournal.com]

I think you support canefucking, and I'm not sure how I feel about that.


WELL HOBVIOUSLY.

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

sure you do! Don't make me beat it into you.

[cool-rain-kiss.livejournal.com]

...

HOT

HEY HEY YOU

[cool-rain-kiss.livejournal.com]

Do you still want a DW invite code?

[ambiguousreason.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahah i love this entry. and your poll.

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

THIS ENTRY LOVES YOU. The poll might also love you, or it might just want you for your body. It's hard to say.

[autochrome.livejournal.com]

Woo, Beth Ditto is lovely adorable greatness. More than I like her, though, I dislike her detractors, whose man argument is "OMG she's fat and not deeply ashamed of her body, what a bitch".
But I don't know if she's more delicious than tea.

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

Oh, dude, tell me about it. Every time I hear "EW, HOW CAN SHE DRESS LIKE THAT?" a little part of me dies. And then every time I hear a condescending variant of "omfg she should just like lose weight, YANNO? I only say so cuz it's HEALFEEYER!!!" the little part of me that dies is replaced with RAGE, and I want to go punch things--or, you know, start something to the effect of a Rebellyon. WHATEVER WORKS.

She is TOTALLY more delicious than tea, END OF.

PS: both "con't" and "cont" really do look like "cunt" to me. "con't" is just an ungrammatical version. Also, usually I'd google a simple grammatical goof like that, but but but. FLIST, DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A ROCK STAR TO BE ASKED THESE THINGS? In my little lunguafuck brain, grammarian totally equates rock star anyway.

[philiophobia.livejournal.com]

I was eating these vegetable straw French-fry type things with my best friend the other day and one definitely almost ended up in my nose. Just sayin'. You're not the only painfully uncoordinated person, haha.

Regina Spektor's new single is out also! Not just The Gossip's. Just letting you know in case you didn't already. It's a little different and I'm actually not sure of my opinion of it. Have you heard it yet?

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

*attempts to highfive hir uncoordinated cohort and winds up slapping hirself in the face*

Ahahaha I think I was actually listening to Regina's new single (it still seems like a magical, magical dream that she's actually releasing new stuff again omg) AS you were leaving this comment. (SIDE NOTE: this was just before I literally walked face first into a door. *airfist*) Honestly, I'm not sure how I feel about it yet either. My knowledge about music is admittedly limited, but it sounds almost...R&B-y? It sounds like it has great potential to grow on me, but right now I'm kinda not really feeling it. idk. It seems like her sense of humor isn't coming across as strongly as it usually does, do you know what I mean? Maybe it just needs some context, which brings us back to IS IT JUNE 23RD YET???

and and and: "sorry bout the new cover mix up. We had a million comps, ideas, and we posted the wrong ones... everything is like a kaleidoscope... i'm giving up trying to make things perfect, because they never are... i bet my record comes out called 'Fart'... i kind of hope it... i've kind of wanted it to be called fart for a while... ever since i named it far, i wished it was fart..." --her myspace. This woman is magical, is she not? :D :D

[philiophobia.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD I WALKED FACE FIRST INTO A DOOR TODAY TOO
Not even kidding. What the hell? Seriously. What's wrong with us?

It doesn't sound R&B to me, but since when has Regina been preachy?
I mean, she uses religious references a lot but since when has she been all "GOD IS GREAT, GUYS!"

And, haha, yeah. She's hilarious.

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

THAT. IS. GRAND. AHAHAHAHA OH MAN. If we ruled the world, pretty sure Earth would actually noticeably TILT on its motherfucking AXIS. I don't even know. :x

I'm already starting to dig this song tbh; I think I was just thrown off because it's more, like, traditional-sort-of-less-crazy-makin-noises-like-an-airplane than her other stuff and had a CHORUS and where the hell are the crazy lyrical and vocal acrobatics and WHY IS THERE NO NARRATIVE STRUCTURE (dbsjdbjkasd "Genius Next Dooooor" ♥) ad nauseam.

Ha, I'm not actually getting a preachy vibe from this song. "God can be funny" sounds like something your granny says, I know, but it sounds to me more like she's asking, why do we need God, and all those other big, great ideas that are very far away--yanno, ineffable and stuff--when the shit hits the fan? Or maybe she's laughing at/with that percentage of atheists who still catch themselves praying, or she just spent a few stanzas contemplating why there's more often than not no atheists in foxholes. Or maybe she just heard the phrase "atheists in foxholes" and decided Richard Dawkins was a silver fox and was unduly amused by writing a song about her hobvious braincrush on Dawkins. Who knows? Chick is just kind of an off-beat thinker, eh?

OR MAYBE she can see she is clearly a God of Music and the line "God can be so hilaaaarious!" is nothin' but straight-up autobiography. ®INA NAH NAH NAHHHH;

(my comments are always so chock full of RAMBLE ha ha. don't get me started on Regina Spektor, I guess :P)

EDITED BECAUSE I FAIL. apologies for the spam!

[philiophobia.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, seriously.

I'm getting used to it, also, and I hope your interpretation is right. That would make a world of difference as to how much I liked it. Although I do miss the over-all missing Regina-ness.

And, haha, it's okay. You're lucky you even have the edit button!

[leapfrogging.livejournal.com]

what a fantastic poll. <3

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

That is because everyone knows grammar is sexy. Am unsure how sex is grammatical though. (KARMA SUTRA = COMMA SUTRA?)

[rain-explodes.livejournal.com]

hello, i'm ellie and i'm epic fail.

STOP VANISHING INTO OBLIVION!!

your poll is wank. however, i did enjoy it. :D

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

IN WHAT WAY DID YOU ENJOY IT, NOODLE? IN AN INTERCOURSE KIND OF WAY, LIKE IT CAME FROM ME, A PERSON SEPARATE FROM YOURSELF, AND THEREFORE SEX? OR IN A MASTURBATORY KIND OF WAY, LIKE EVEN THOUGH IT'S MY POLL, YOU'RE STILL STARING AT YOUR SCREEN ALL ALONE? QUESTIONS FOR THE CRAZY TIMES WE LIVE IN, MY FRIEND!

(also, it would obviously be fabulously homotastic if you had sex with yourself. it's an exact CLONE, remember, if it were a you!dude, that would ruin the question.)

[coniferous_you]

I added myself on various instant messenger programs. I was pretty disappointed when I couldn't talk to myself, though.