the post about nothing!

[two_grey_rooms]

I...just felt compelled to add myself as a livejournal friend, for reasons I am finding difficult to articulate. Uhm. Some possible explanations I am entertaining in the face of a TOTAL VOID OF LOGIC:

1. This course of action clearly promotes the illusion of self-confidence. I am even considering someday finding it a place on a shiny, shiny college resume.

2. OR MAYBE it is of a profane nature and doesn't belong in such an overwhelmingly scrupulous environment: maybe I have actually just answered the eternal question would I do me? (I WOULD, AND I DO, IN CASE YOU MISSED THAT.)

2. OR MAYBE it is actually a masochistic Cave of Solitude. HOW WILL I EVER FRIEND ME BACK? WHAT IF I DRIVE ME TO FLOUNCIFICATION? I DON'T THINK I AM BUILT TO SURVIVE THIS KINDA ANGST. D: D: D:

3. ...and now I'm too busy weeping piteously to think of any more reasons. *BASKS IN LONELY LIVEJOURNAL DESPERADO-DOM* (I am totally badass enough to be a desperado okay. I am at least an outlaw in the face of LOGIC, and no one can deny that.)

[Poll #1397035]

...my brain, sometimes ze is inane as all hell. And I mean the doctor's-waiting-room level of hell reserved for procrastinators, I guess, because otherwise the phrase "inane as all hell" doesn't actually make any SENSE, does it. Because fire and brimstone are much more terrifying and smelly than they are inane. In other, much more pressing news, tea is delicious. Do you know who is even more delicious than tea? BETH MOTHERFUCKING DITTO, THAT'S WHO. THE GOSSIP HAS A NEW SINGLE OUT, YOU GUYS \o/ \o/ \o/. If you are unacquainted with Beth Ditto, she is all you ever need to know about awesomeness, pretty much. If you need any convincing, I would like to introduce you to ishyface's kick-ass picspam from forevers ago. I would also like to advertise the fact that an earbud has just found its way nearly up my left nostril, for reasons I am not sure enough of to report (read: I AM SO UNCOORDINATED THAT SOMETIMES THINGS WOT DON'T BELONG IN IMPOSSIBLE ORIFICES END UP THERE. that sounds horrifically double entendre-y, doesn't it ;__;). LET IT BE KNOWN THAT EVEN MY BOOGERS ARE RIOT GRRRLS. Also, this entry lacks any cohesive narrative. In case you hadn't noticed already. BRAIN, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD MANAGE TO SIT STILL FOR AWHILE? I WOULD BE VERY APPRECIATIVE, JUST SAYIN.

(ALSO, IT IS FRIDAY. I NO DO THE THINKY TOO WELL TONIGHT, BUT HEY! I LIKE THIS. DOUBLEPLUSGOOOOOD.)

Comments

[cool-rain-kiss.livejournal.com]

DUDE BELIEVE IT OR NOT I HAVE ACTUALLY HEARD OF THE GOSSIP. AND HAVE SOME OF THEIR SONGS! :DDD?

[ambiguousreason.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahah i love this entry. and your poll.

[autochrome.livejournal.com]

Woo, Beth Ditto is lovely adorable greatness. More than I like her, though, I dislike her detractors, whose man argument is "OMG she's fat and not deeply ashamed of her body, what a bitch".
But I don't know if she's more delicious than tea.

[philiophobia.livejournal.com]

I was eating these vegetable straw French-fry type things with my best friend the other day and one definitely almost ended up in my nose. Just sayin'. You're not the only painfully uncoordinated person, haha.

Regina Spektor's new single is out also! Not just The Gossip's. Just letting you know in case you didn't already. It's a little different and I'm actually not sure of my opinion of it. Have you heard it yet?

[leapfrogging.livejournal.com]

what a fantastic poll. <3

[rain-explodes.livejournal.com]

hello, i'm ellie and i'm epic fail.

STOP VANISHING INTO OBLIVION!!

your poll is wank. however, i did enjoy it. :D

[coniferous_you]

I added myself on various instant messenger programs. I was pretty disappointed when I couldn't talk to myself, though.