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you guys, I've been really ill for the past couple days and have thusly (yes, being nearly DELIRIOUS with FEVAH gives me permission to use "thusly" in the vernac. deal.) been unintentionally ignoring all comments and posts and the whole damn computer. kinda hoping it's swine flu, I feel like taking part in an epidemic might be exciting. I'm disabling comments to avoid a pity party, not because I'm dying or anything, promise. just wanted to drop you all a quick line/explanation if I was just all like "OOH HI LET'S BE FRIENDS!!!" and then promptly fell off the face of the earth.
And if you felt compelled to leave a "feel better!" comment, I'll tell you what you can do instead. PLANT ME A GODDAMN TREE, MOTHERFUCKER. I realize that does not exactly promote the idea that I am not dying, but I have been wasting so much paper on tissues and math catch-up work that I feel as if I am solely responsible for mass deforestation. go do something productive and oxygen-making and springy. *salutes*
ETA: unless your name is![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cool_rain_kiss. Then you have to hand-write me a letter of epic, elegiac, "de profundus" proportions. only it has to be in iambic fuckin' pentameter. in your own BLOOD. because you love me that much.
And if you felt compelled to leave a "feel better!" comment, I'll tell you what you can do instead. PLANT ME A GODDAMN TREE, MOTHERFUCKER. I realize that does not exactly promote the idea that I am not dying, but I have been wasting so much paper on tissues and math catch-up work that I feel as if I am solely responsible for mass deforestation. go do something productive and oxygen-making and springy. *salutes*
ETA: unless your name is
cool_rain_kiss. Then you have to hand-write me a letter of epic, elegiac, "de profundus" proportions. only it has to be in iambic fuckin' pentameter. in your own BLOOD. because you love me that much.
