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two_grey_roomsI am--inexplicably, all-encompassingly fucking giddy right now, and I wish to tell you all about it! Really, today has just been this great long procession of tiny little lovely things that have collectively made me absurdly happy. Also they seem to make me want to blather fulsome adjective abuse into my livejournal. For this I apologize.
Just. I dunno! I didn't actually get out of my pajamas all day. There's going to be a snow day tomorrow, if I can trust the weather reports promising a blizzard of apocalyptic proportions. (Even if I end up having to wake up at 6:00, right now the snow is a pretty fabulous sight to behold.) My best friend called me at, like, the exact moment I was thinking of calling her before I got anywhere near the phone ("THAT'S SO CREEPY. WERE YOU GOING TO CALL TO TALK ABOUT TV ON THE RADIO?" which obviously I was. because we're connected at the brain). We are seeing TV on the Radio in Central Park in June, and I am going to have an excitement-induced coronary. I just realized I'm actually really pleased with my schedule for next year instead of freaking the fuck out over it (probably this will last just until my furlough from school ends on Tuesday and I go back to wanting to go join the fucking circus instead).
Speaking of TV on the Radio, I spent half the day listening to Return to Cookie Mountain. This is pretty pitiful, I think, but dancing around your room like a freak is indisputably awesome.
This is a really boring update! (I thought maybe I could salvage it with some exciting punctuation. Did it work?) I guess it's always really retarded to talk about happiness, isn't it, unless you're Naomi Shihab Nye or some shit. I guess I just want to be able to find this again, in a public post, and go, what the fuck was I thinking? this post is drivel. but I remember being weirdly enthused about it.
on last.fm:
1. Regina Spektor: 864 plays
First song I heard: Oh god. "Samson."
How and when:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
noppenfest posted the beautiful video about three summers ago, and I've been enraptured ever since. Seriously, you guys? An Escher-inspired video starring a beautiful lady who re-wrote a Bible story to give it a happy ending on a piano. How could I not be totally slain?
Song that made me fall in love: Like totally not "Samson." IT WAS OBVIOUSLY "SEXYBACK." EVERYONE KNOWS REGINA RETRIEVES SEXY FROM WHEREVER IT WAS HIDINGin Gabe Saporta's basement MORE EFFICIENTLY THAN JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE ANYWAY.
Current favorite: This list is too many and too amorphous. Ungh. "The Mustard Musketeers," "Human of the Year," "Genius Next Door," "Loveology," "Blue Lips," "Oedipus," "Consequence of Sounds," "Buildings," "Dulce et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori," "Happy Hooker," "Open," "The Virgin Queen," "The Ghost of Corporate Future," "The Bronx," "I Cut off My Hair," "Lounge," "Prisoners," ad nauseam!
Some lyrics I am digging right now: don't ask for their permission/they'll never say that you're allowed/be like a cloud/'cause you're no worse than a cloud (from "Be Like a Cloud")
I wish she/he/ze/they: would marry me.
2. TV on the Radio: 762 plays
First song I heard: "Wolf Like Me." Didn't hear it with the video, but you all totally should because these guys are wondrous, hilarious DORKS.
How and when: Sami (aforementioned best friend to whose brain I am attached) was lounging on the grass outside the school after one of our finals last year like the useless bum she is. But she is a useless bum WITH A MISSION. "ELLIE GET THE FUCK OVER HERE YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS SONG." "Oh!" sayeth Ellie the Unenlightened, "this is AWESOME. Eh, TV on the Radio, what? That Hugh Laurie's band?" And this is the story of how my best friend disowned my ass forever more. Alas. It's a tale with a bittersweet ending. Sami broke my heart forevers, but she introduced me to a song about werewolf sex, so I didn't care that much.
Song that made me fall in love: WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS WITH OVERWHELMINGLY OVERT ANSWERS?
Current favorite: Oh my god go away, your questions fucking suck. I am arrested absolutely at the idea of picking a favorite ALBUM, let alone a favorite song. Although I seem to have a definite affinity for Tunde Adebimpe's songs, come to think of it. (HE WROTE "WOLF LIKE ME." HE IS GOD. ENOUGH SAID.) (although he also wrote "Love Dog," "Tonight," "A Method," "Halfway Home," "Shout Me Out," and "Hours," for which he should be, idfk, KNIGHTED. He is a KNIGHT and a GOD. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?)
Some lyrics I am digging right now: beat the skins and let the/loose lips kiss you clean/quietly pour out like light/like light, like answering the sun (from "Staring at the Sun")
I wish she/he/ze/they: would fucking adopt me. We'd be the most badass family ever. I could tell everyone I'd been raised by WOLVES (WEREWOLF! SEX! WAHOO!). \o/
TUNDE ADEBIMPE IS IRREPRESSIBLY ENDLESSLY MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME: AND HAS THE GREATEST GIGGLE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
two_grey_rooms: Evidently has something of a mancrush on Tunde.
THIS: Is rapidly becoming asinine, SO I AM MOVING ON. \o/ \o/ \o/
3. Joni Mitchell: 359 plays
First song I heard: Probably "The Circle Game." Anyway I remember somebody on the biography my parents were watching talking about the Painted Pony, so. I remember it as "The Circle Game."
How and when: Ahahahaha oh dude. If today has transported me into a state of kick-your-feet-in-the-air, little-kid-like glee, I aaaaam probably about to get a little cloying with nostalgia. I was eight years old, right? My mommy was watching a biography on this gorgeous lady with a really pretty name who looked like a priiiiiiiiiiiincess. I was supposed to go to bed but I wound up hanging off the banister and watching and not sleeping until I made my mom promise to buy me some of her CDs.
Song that made me fall in love: ...I am not even going to dignify this with a response anymore.
Current favorite: Can I just say that Joni fuckin' Mitchell is probably one of the absolute best artists to grow up with. Because when you start with "HER VOICE IS RLY RLY SUUUUNSHIIIINE-Y AND AND AND SHE SINGS SONGS ABOUT PRETTY GURLZ AND PRETTY FLOWURZ!!" and evolve to "oh hey I should go read some Tom Wolfe or Nietzsche or summat! thanks for the rec, gurlie" and move to "HOLY SHIT THESE LYRICS ARE SO FUCKING DEEP AND AMAZING AND JONI ILY HARDCORE"...I...was going to finish this sentence with "it gives you a fucking sense of ACCOMPLISHMENT," but this really reads more like "I AM EIGHT YEARS OLD FOREVER!" Erm.
Some lyrics I am digging right now: the guy at the gaspumps/he's got a lot of soul/he sings Merry Christmas for you/just like Nat King Cole/and he makes up his own tune/right on the spot/about whitewalls and windshields/and this job he's got/and you want to get moving/and you want to stay still/but lost in the moment/some longing gets filled (from "Barangrill")
I wish she/he/ze/they: were better known amongst my peers than Katy Perry. If Joni Mitchell kissed a girl, she didn't just fucking like it, she waxed fucking rapturous about Sappho and taboo and pining and probably bars and/or cafés to boot. IN SUMMATION: seriously, will someone bust a cap up Katy Perry's ass? and why has Joni Mitchell never kissed a girl in lyrical format?
4. The Ditty Bops: 337 plays
First song I heard: "Growing Upside Down!"
How and when: Off a Juno fan mix over the summer. I still have that playlist saved because it was one hell of a fan mix.
Song that made me fall in love: You're a stupid fucking clot of a meme, and I wish you grievous injury.
Current favorite: Uhhh all of them? Okay, so, this band takes these gorgeous harmonies; throws in some ragtime, blues, jazz, and vaudevillian shenanigans; adds a generous helping of lyrical whimsy; and just a dash of social satire. VOILA. FOOLPROOF RECIPE FOR BADASSERY RIGHT THERE ON. EVERY. FUCKING. SONG.
Some lyrics I am digging right now: don't mean to make you sick/it just works out that way/you say it's walnut bread/we know it's what I say (from "Short Stacks" because yes, when they are not occupied by saving the world, touring the country on bikes, or being fabulously hot drag kings, they sometimes write songs about unrequited girl love and pancakes. THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS BAND I DO NOT ADORE AND LOVE AND WISH TO CUDDLE.)
I wish she/he/ze/they: ...would...marry...me? And stop inducing shameless tautology in my lj posts, goddammit.
5. Cobra Starship: 323 plays
First song I heard: Ahahaahaha. I think I vaguely recall making out a bit of "Guilty Pleasure" over my own wails of "OH GAWD NOT COBRA STARSHIP! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Huh. Actually, taking into account the din of the chains Sami no doubt had to tie me down with a'clanking, it miiiight have been "Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)" after all. Hard to tell in hindsight.
How and when: I think exactly a year ago! Holy shit, I've been polluted by the seedy underbelly of bandom for THAT LONG? I actually don't think that's possible. Some of it, I am thinking, was a lot of hardcore denial and incredulous babbling and stroking my mother's Laura Nyro records and murmuring about The State of Our Nation's Youth as if I were a profoundly disturbed individual. Re: how: see also: Sami, that pitiless jive-ass motherfucker, chains, and non-con.
Song that made me fall in love: I think it was more an amalgamate of VickyT's fuckin' LEGS (I am shallow to my core), Gabe Saporta's hysterical antics, Ryland and Alex being an old squishy sweatervestclad fuckin' COUPLE (and This Is Ivy League! &heart;), Nate being...idk adorable?, and the siren song of bandom that brung me down. And then all their cracky joyous vaguely sketchy always vulgar songs grew on me.
Current favorite: "Damn, You Look Good and I'm Drunk (Scandalous)" because I am a nasty trashy ho. Also "Prostitution Is the World's Oldest Profession (And I, My Dear Madame, Am a Professional," "Guilty Pleasure," "One Day Robots Will Cry," "The Church of Hot Addiction," "The City Is at War," and "You Can't Be Missed If You Never Go Away." I thiiink that's about half their library of shit. Aw, Cobra, you old dog, where would I be without you?
Some lyrics I am digging right now: so last night, girl, saw you under the bleachers/giving head to a substitute teacher/perfect grades didn't make no sense/but now it's all cleared up (did I mention Gabe Saporta is vaguely sketchy yet?)
I wish she/he/ze/they: WOULD STOP HOGGING ALL THE AWESOME.
6. The National: 316 plays
First song I heard: Ah, "City Middle."
How and when: Sami burned me an epic mix two summers ago. And I think I described this song as "haunting" before I knew the National knocks the word "haunting" right out of the English language. "Bereft", "morose", and "a black void of DESPAAAAIR" are some passable descriptions, I think.
Song that made me fall in love: I was intrigued by "City Middle," but I don't think I really fell for them till I heard "Apartment Story." OH MY FUCKING GOD "APARTMENT STORY."
Current favorite: "The Geese of Beverly Road," oh my fucking god. This is the only band I listen to and have a really definitive favorite, but just--this is, like. A rare and divine Perfect Song for me okay. Am reduced to pitifully truncated sentences. After listening can manage only an eloquent "ungh" followed up by a hardy "gets me every time."
Some lyrics I am digging right now: take a bath and get high through an apple/wanted to cry but you can't when you're laughing/nobody knows where you are living/nobody knows where you are (from "So Far Around the Bend")
I wish she/he/ze/they: Really, I wish I knew why Matt Berninger has a manifest fixation with cherries. Also I wish I could steal his songwriting skillz and give the man a hug while I'm at it.
on associations, brought to you byishyface:
(I'm pretty fucking tired by now actually. So I am going to be pithy and only answer to these in sum-y up-y life lesson-y aphorisms. K.)
1. KEVIN SMITH
If you can't go two minutes without saying "fuck" at least a dozen times, it is your calling in life to make a righteous fuckin' movie mocking religion and Alan Rickman's genitalia or lack thereof. You also get to co-star in said movie, but the catch is you can't say more than two words, or the death threats in your hate mail will start getting more dire.
2. HARRY POTTER
HEY, BABY. I WANNA SLITHER MY BASILISK INTO YOUR CHAMBER OF SECRETS.
3. LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING
42. Q.E.D.
4. THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA
Never trust a lesbian who doesn't own a flannel shirt. Or who doesn't adore the living fuck out of Alison Bechdel.
5. VICKY-T
thinks Gizmo is a cute dog, andtwo_grey_rooms thinks Vicky-T is both really hot and generally kickass.
Just for the record:
1. HOLY SHIT IT'S STILL SNOWING! If I stand outside in it and just look up, I get impossibly dizzy, and if vertigo were that wonderful all the time, everyone would be fucking dying of inner ear disorders.
2. If I do have to wake up in three and a half hours, I'm gonna choke a bitch.
3. If you actually read all that, I AM SO SORRY. I will send you apologetic arrangements of fruit in the mail. OH BUT I CAN RAMBLE :D :D
4. Apologies for being horribly behind on flist. Will rectify tomorrow, amidst SNOOOOW YAYE.
Just. I dunno! I didn't actually get out of my pajamas all day. There's going to be a snow day tomorrow, if I can trust the weather reports promising a blizzard of apocalyptic proportions. (Even if I end up having to wake up at 6:00, right now the snow is a pretty fabulous sight to behold.) My best friend called me at, like, the exact moment I was thinking of calling her before I got anywhere near the phone ("THAT'S SO CREEPY. WERE YOU GOING TO CALL TO TALK ABOUT TV ON THE RADIO?" which obviously I was. because we're connected at the brain). We are seeing TV on the Radio in Central Park in June, and I am going to have an excitement-induced coronary. I just realized I'm actually really pleased with my schedule for next year instead of freaking the fuck out over it (probably this will last just until my furlough from school ends on Tuesday and I go back to wanting to go join the fucking circus instead).
Speaking of TV on the Radio, I spent half the day listening to Return to Cookie Mountain. This is pretty pitiful, I think, but dancing around your room like a freak is indisputably awesome.
This is a really boring update! (I thought maybe I could salvage it with some exciting punctuation. Did it work?) I guess it's always really retarded to talk about happiness, isn't it, unless you're Naomi Shihab Nye or some shit. I guess I just want to be able to find this again, in a public post, and go, what the fuck was I thinking? this post is drivel. but I remember being weirdly enthused about it.
on last.fm:
1. Regina Spektor: 864 plays
First song I heard: Oh god. "Samson."
How and when:
noppenfest posted the beautiful video about three summers ago, and I've been enraptured ever since. Seriously, you guys? An Escher-inspired video starring a beautiful lady who re-wrote a Bible story to give it a happy ending on a piano. How could I not be totally slain?Song that made me fall in love: Like totally not "Samson." IT WAS OBVIOUSLY "SEXYBACK." EVERYONE KNOWS REGINA RETRIEVES SEXY FROM WHEREVER IT WAS HIDING
Current favorite: This list is too many and too amorphous. Ungh. "The Mustard Musketeers," "Human of the Year," "Genius Next Door," "Loveology," "Blue Lips," "Oedipus," "Consequence of Sounds," "Buildings," "Dulce et Decorum Est Pro Patria Mori," "Happy Hooker," "Open," "The Virgin Queen," "The Ghost of Corporate Future," "The Bronx," "I Cut off My Hair," "Lounge," "Prisoners," ad nauseam!
Some lyrics I am digging right now: don't ask for their permission/they'll never say that you're allowed/be like a cloud/'cause you're no worse than a cloud (from "Be Like a Cloud")
I wish she/he/ze/they: would marry me.
2. TV on the Radio: 762 plays
First song I heard: "Wolf Like Me." Didn't hear it with the video, but you all totally should because these guys are wondrous, hilarious DORKS.
How and when: Sami (aforementioned best friend to whose brain I am attached) was lounging on the grass outside the school after one of our finals last year like the useless bum she is. But she is a useless bum WITH A MISSION. "ELLIE GET THE FUCK OVER HERE YOU HAVE TO HEAR THIS SONG." "Oh!" sayeth Ellie the Unenlightened, "this is AWESOME. Eh, TV on the Radio, what? That Hugh Laurie's band?" And this is the story of how my best friend disowned my ass forever more. Alas. It's a tale with a bittersweet ending. Sami broke my heart forevers, but she introduced me to a song about werewolf sex, so I didn't care that much.
Song that made me fall in love: WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING QUESTIONS WITH OVERWHELMINGLY OVERT ANSWERS?
Current favorite: Oh my god go away, your questions fucking suck. I am arrested absolutely at the idea of picking a favorite ALBUM, let alone a favorite song. Although I seem to have a definite affinity for Tunde Adebimpe's songs, come to think of it. (HE WROTE "WOLF LIKE ME." HE IS GOD. ENOUGH SAID.) (although he also wrote "Love Dog," "Tonight," "A Method," "Halfway Home," "Shout Me Out," and "Hours," for which he should be, idfk, KNIGHTED. He is a KNIGHT and a GOD. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR?)
Some lyrics I am digging right now: beat the skins and let the/loose lips kiss you clean/quietly pour out like light/like light, like answering the sun (from "Staring at the Sun")
I wish she/he/ze/they: would fucking adopt me. We'd be the most badass family ever. I could tell everyone I'd been raised by WOLVES (WEREWOLF! SEX! WAHOO!). \o/
TUNDE ADEBIMPE IS IRREPRESSIBLY ENDLESSLY MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME: AND HAS THE GREATEST GIGGLE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.
two_grey_rooms: Evidently has something of a mancrush on Tunde.THIS: Is rapidly becoming asinine, SO I AM MOVING ON. \o/ \o/ \o/
3. Joni Mitchell: 359 plays
First song I heard: Probably "The Circle Game." Anyway I remember somebody on the biography my parents were watching talking about the Painted Pony, so. I remember it as "The Circle Game."
How and when: Ahahahaha oh dude. If today has transported me into a state of kick-your-feet-in-the-air, little-kid-like glee, I aaaaam probably about to get a little cloying with nostalgia. I was eight years old, right? My mommy was watching a biography on this gorgeous lady with a really pretty name who looked like a priiiiiiiiiiiincess. I was supposed to go to bed but I wound up hanging off the banister and watching and not sleeping until I made my mom promise to buy me some of her CDs.
Song that made me fall in love: ...I am not even going to dignify this with a response anymore.
Current favorite: Can I just say that Joni fuckin' Mitchell is probably one of the absolute best artists to grow up with. Because when you start with "HER VOICE IS RLY RLY SUUUUNSHIIIINE-Y AND AND AND SHE SINGS SONGS ABOUT PRETTY GURLZ AND PRETTY FLOWURZ!!" and evolve to "oh hey I should go read some Tom Wolfe or Nietzsche or summat! thanks for the rec, gurlie" and move to "HOLY SHIT THESE LYRICS ARE SO FUCKING DEEP AND AMAZING AND JONI ILY HARDCORE"...I...was going to finish this sentence with "it gives you a fucking sense of ACCOMPLISHMENT," but this really reads more like "I AM EIGHT YEARS OLD FOREVER!" Erm.
Some lyrics I am digging right now: the guy at the gaspumps/he's got a lot of soul/he sings Merry Christmas for you/just like Nat King Cole/and he makes up his own tune/right on the spot/about whitewalls and windshields/and this job he's got/and you want to get moving/and you want to stay still/but lost in the moment/some longing gets filled (from "Barangrill")
I wish she/he/ze/they: were better known amongst my peers than Katy Perry. If Joni Mitchell kissed a girl, she didn't just fucking like it, she waxed fucking rapturous about Sappho and taboo and pining and probably bars and/or cafés to boot. IN SUMMATION: seriously, will someone bust a cap up Katy Perry's ass? and why has Joni Mitchell never kissed a girl in lyrical format?
4. The Ditty Bops: 337 plays
First song I heard: "Growing Upside Down!"
How and when: Off a Juno fan mix over the summer. I still have that playlist saved because it was one hell of a fan mix.
Song that made me fall in love: You're a stupid fucking clot of a meme, and I wish you grievous injury.
Current favorite: Uhhh all of them? Okay, so, this band takes these gorgeous harmonies; throws in some ragtime, blues, jazz, and vaudevillian shenanigans; adds a generous helping of lyrical whimsy; and just a dash of social satire. VOILA. FOOLPROOF RECIPE FOR BADASSERY RIGHT THERE ON. EVERY. FUCKING. SONG.
Some lyrics I am digging right now: don't mean to make you sick/it just works out that way/you say it's walnut bread/we know it's what I say (from "Short Stacks" because yes, when they are not occupied by saving the world, touring the country on bikes, or being fabulously hot drag kings, they sometimes write songs about unrequited girl love and pancakes. THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT THIS BAND I DO NOT ADORE AND LOVE AND WISH TO CUDDLE.)
I wish she/he/ze/they: ...would...marry...me? And stop inducing shameless tautology in my lj posts, goddammit.
5. Cobra Starship: 323 plays
First song I heard: Ahahaahaha. I think I vaguely recall making out a bit of "Guilty Pleasure" over my own wails of "OH GAWD NOT COBRA STARSHIP! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Huh. Actually, taking into account the din of the chains Sami no doubt had to tie me down with a'clanking, it miiiight have been "Snakes on a Plane (Bring It)" after all. Hard to tell in hindsight.
How and when: I think exactly a year ago! Holy shit, I've been polluted by the seedy underbelly of bandom for THAT LONG? I actually don't think that's possible. Some of it, I am thinking, was a lot of hardcore denial and incredulous babbling and stroking my mother's Laura Nyro records and murmuring about The State of Our Nation's Youth as if I were a profoundly disturbed individual. Re: how: see also: Sami, that pitiless jive-ass motherfucker, chains, and non-con.
Song that made me fall in love: I think it was more an amalgamate of VickyT's fuckin' LEGS (I am shallow to my core), Gabe Saporta's hysterical antics, Ryland and Alex being an old squishy sweatervestclad fuckin' COUPLE (and This Is Ivy League! &heart;), Nate being...idk adorable?, and the siren song of bandom that brung me down. And then all their cracky joyous vaguely sketchy always vulgar songs grew on me.
Current favorite: "Damn, You Look Good and I'm Drunk (Scandalous)" because I am a nasty trashy ho. Also "Prostitution Is the World's Oldest Profession (And I, My Dear Madame, Am a Professional," "Guilty Pleasure," "One Day Robots Will Cry," "The Church of Hot Addiction," "The City Is at War," and "You Can't Be Missed If You Never Go Away." I thiiink that's about half their library of shit. Aw, Cobra, you old dog, where would I be without you?
Some lyrics I am digging right now: so last night, girl, saw you under the bleachers/giving head to a substitute teacher/perfect grades didn't make no sense/but now it's all cleared up (did I mention Gabe Saporta is vaguely sketchy yet?)
I wish she/he/ze/they: WOULD STOP HOGGING ALL THE AWESOME.
6. The National: 316 plays
First song I heard: Ah, "City Middle."
How and when: Sami burned me an epic mix two summers ago. And I think I described this song as "haunting" before I knew the National knocks the word "haunting" right out of the English language. "Bereft", "morose", and "a black void of DESPAAAAIR" are some passable descriptions, I think.
Song that made me fall in love: I was intrigued by "City Middle," but I don't think I really fell for them till I heard "Apartment Story." OH MY FUCKING GOD "APARTMENT STORY."
Current favorite: "The Geese of Beverly Road," oh my fucking god. This is the only band I listen to and have a really definitive favorite, but just--this is, like. A rare and divine Perfect Song for me okay. Am reduced to pitifully truncated sentences. After listening can manage only an eloquent "ungh" followed up by a hardy "gets me every time."
Some lyrics I am digging right now: take a bath and get high through an apple/wanted to cry but you can't when you're laughing/nobody knows where you are living/nobody knows where you are (from "So Far Around the Bend")
I wish she/he/ze/they: Really, I wish I knew why Matt Berninger has a manifest fixation with cherries. Also I wish I could steal his songwriting skillz and give the man a hug while I'm at it.
on associations, brought to you by
ishyface: (I'm pretty fucking tired by now actually. So I am going to be pithy and only answer to these in sum-y up-y life lesson-y aphorisms. K.)
1. KEVIN SMITH
If you can't go two minutes without saying "fuck" at least a dozen times, it is your calling in life to make a righteous fuckin' movie mocking religion and Alan Rickman's genitalia or lack thereof. You also get to co-star in said movie, but the catch is you can't say more than two words, or the death threats in your hate mail will start getting more dire.
2. HARRY POTTER
HEY, BABY. I WANNA SLITHER MY BASILISK INTO YOUR CHAMBER OF SECRETS.
3. LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING
42. Q.E.D.
4. THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA
Never trust a lesbian who doesn't own a flannel shirt. Or who doesn't adore the living fuck out of Alison Bechdel.
5. VICKY-T
thinks Gizmo is a cute dog, and
two_grey_rooms thinks Vicky-T is both really hot and generally kickass.Just for the record:
1. HOLY SHIT IT'S STILL SNOWING! If I stand outside in it and just look up, I get impossibly dizzy, and if vertigo were that wonderful all the time, everyone would be fucking dying of inner ear disorders.
2. If I do have to wake up in three and a half hours, I'm gonna choke a bitch.
3. If you actually read all that, I AM SO SORRY. I will send you apologetic arrangements of fruit in the mail. OH BUT I CAN RAMBLE :D :D
4. Apologies for being horribly behind on flist. Will rectify tomorrow, amidst SNOOOOW YAYE.
Tags:
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- blathering,
- cobra starship,
- guilt and shame,
- happiness what the fuck,
- joni fuckin' mitchell,
- kyp malone's motherfucking beard,
- long post is long,
- meme sheepage,
- my friends are assholes,
- people who have fabulous brains,
- pretty people,
- regina spektor,
- roses in december,
- sami that jive-ass motherfucker,
- sometimes i am a sap,
- the ditty bops,
- the national,
- the only proof he needed,
- tunde motherfucking adebimpe,
- tv on the radio,
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Date: 2009-03-07 05:48 am (UTC)FIVE: NANA, THAT ANIMEMANGATHINGAMAWOSSIT.
Most people on my flist answered with unbridled rambling, so yes, I felt like a fraud, a fraud, I tell you! in comparison.