aw, feel it quake with the joy resounding, palm to the palm, you can feel it pounding

[two_grey_rooms]

PERHAPS someday in the future I shall contribute meaningfully to your flist with a narrative that is at once resonant and trenchant! TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY.

STOP! IT'S MEME TIME!

It's inevitable that as we read each other's journals we create mental pictures of each other. Post this on your own journal to find out who your friends see when they read about your life.

Two Rules:
1) The person must be in the movies or on TV (but doesn't have to be an actor/actress). The person can be specific to a role or character or just the person.
2) Post a picture.

GO TEAM!

Comments

[escherzo.livejournal.com]

only with more :D-face

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

TRUE CONFESSIONS: I WISH I COULD UNDERSTAND THIS, BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN FIREFLY. D:

I'll just take it to mean that I'm 100% pure pwnage instead of the human incarnation of Grendel (which this character very well could be, for all I know, because I've never seen Firefly. oh self, how so shameful?).

[escherzo.livejournal.com]

I HAVE A DUTY TO SHUN YOU NOW, I'M SORRY.

You are pure pwnage! Pure crazysauce-but-kicks-ass pwnage. Also, you need to see Firefly immediately, the end.

[summerkins.livejournal.com]

RIVER TERRIFIES ME AND I LOVE HER ALL THE SAME.

In Serenity, oh man. SO SCARY.

[escherzo.livejournal.com]

I know, right. AWESOME BUT FREAKY. she is one of my favorites, really.

also wtf have I done with all my Firefly icons.

[summerkins.livejournal.com]

Haha I need Firefly icons, so much. Ugh.

I love, love, love, River, because she's my kind of crazy.

I loved at the end of Serenity, when her brother and Kayleigh FINALLY started getting it on, and River just peers down. I was like, 'CEILING!RIVER IS WATCHING YOU GET IT ON WITH HER BROTHER!!' It was kinda embarrassing.

[escherzo.livejournal.com]

I have some, because I used to do the challenges here, I'm just not sure where on my harddrive they've snuck off to.

CEILING!RIVER IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE. *cough* Sorry, I had to say that. She's totally a lurker and I love her for it anyway.

[summerkins.livejournal.com]

uisdnig I think i love you for that link XD

Hahahaha that's what i thought at first too. Then i changed it in my head. I'm such a creeper.

She really is. It's fantastic. :D

[escherzo.livejournal.com]

\o/

I haven't taken a look there in quite a while, or entered anything in a while, so I'm not entirely sure it's still going, but hey.

She's totally out-creepering you, though.

[summerkins.livejournal.com]

From what i looked at it, it was. It's really neat.

River would totally outcreep Creeper McCreeperson. So. Yeah.

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

WAIT WAIT I'M SCARY? WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS TELL ME THIS? I AM CUDDLY, GODDAMMIT TO HELL.

[summerkins.livejournal.com]

NO. You're not scary. River is. This is just about what you look like. Silly butt.

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

BUT HOW WILL YOU BE MY ENSLAVED PERSONAL CHEF IF YOU SHUN ME? D:

I have been meaning to see Firefly for, uh, so long that I think I have forgotten what "meaning to see" something generally denotes if you're, you know, an English-speaking homo sapien. BUT SOMEDAY, MY SON, SOMEDAY, I SHALL SEE IT. MARK MY WORDS.

[escherzo.livejournal.com]

I SUPPOSE I CAN'T. SUCKS TO BE YEW

Someday is not soon enough, okay. I may have to kidnap you and show you it. It is Necessary.

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

BUT HOW WILL I EAT? I DON'T WANNA WAIT TILL AFTER I'M DEAD TO FEAST ON THE BRAINS OF MY LOVED ONES D: D:

See, now I want to tell you I steadfastly refuse to ever watch it, if only because being kidnapped by an internet friend is so damn ALLURING. Seriously. I'd probably even molest your girlfriend. It'd be epic.

[escherzo.livejournal.com]

I SUPPOSE YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO. YOUR LIFE, SO HARD.

I have a feeling she would not be so onboard with that, I am just saying. *KIDNAPS AND LOCKS YOU IN MY BASEMENT*

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

For the wrenching emotional tumult I am now experiencing, I shall turn to poetry for consolation.

Fresh food smells so good,
like pasta Mom used to make.
Mom's brains smell good.

I loved my momma.
I eat her with my mouth closed,
how she would want it.

THANK YOU, RYAN MECUM, FOR WRITING THE ZOMBIE HAIKU BOOK TO UPLIFT ME FROM THESE TRYING TIMES.

(omg did you know about this book? IT IS AMAZING IF YOU DON'T, although maybe you already do because hey, you're a freaky kid who adulates zombies! YAY ZOMBIES.)

(Apropos of nothing, THE AUTHOR DUDE TOTALLY FRIENDED ME ON GOODREADS. Huh, I should go tell him I think he's the shit. It is moments like these when I need no poetry to soothe my soul and can just declare OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE THE INTERNET ♥.)

*KIDNAPS AND LOCKS YOU IN MY BASEMENT*

BUT DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND KNOW SHE'S ACTUALLY DATING GABE SAPORTA?? so, has this joke reached Obligatory Status, or is it just old meme?

[lawlzify.livejournal.com]

...

Okay srsly, this'll take some time and thought.

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

LAH-HOO-ZAH-ER. I DEMAND INSTANT GRATIFICATION!

[philiophobia.livejournal.com]

I know you seriously remind me so much of somebody, but I can't put my finger on it. I'll think and get back to you , though, but in the meantime I'd like somebody! (I'd put this on my LJ, but I'd feel dumb because I think most everyone else knows what I actually look like.)

[philiophobia.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I feel like a spaz for commenting twice, but did you listen to that Animal Collective album?

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah you just want to take take take without giving a thing, eh? OH YOU WRETCHED THING THAT'S IT I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU.

I actually know what you look like too, but barring that from my memory, I can totally see you as Shannyn Sossamon from Wristcutters. No idea why you evidently prevent yourself as all swagger-y and anti-establishment (maybe it's your predliction for hippies? :D). But there you go.

And yeah, I feel like a douche for admitting this, but I haven't gotten a chance to listen to it yet :P. I'll definitely do so tomorrow night (first night of winter break assdhkasjhl;dsd♥♥) though! School's been soul-sucking, and last weekend I had more of a social life than I've had, uh, all year, I think, so there's my excuse.

(...is it just me, or is this the most incoherent comment on the face of lj? I clicked the "edit" button, but I don't think any amount of editing could salvage it. ahahhhaah WHUT. I am sorry. I am sleep-deprived and procrastinating homework, but really, who ISN'T on LJ? The site should declare a public manifesto about being a respite for The Incurably Lazy.)

[philiophobia.livejournal.com]

No, seriously, you really do remind me of someone but I can't think of it! (and I really hate posting memes on my journal, for some reason). You kind of remind me of Enid from Ghost World? I couldn't tell you why, either.

I wish I paid more attention to Wristcutters now!

And you're going to love that album. For real. It's, like, my and my friend's favorite right now.

It's not that incoherent, really. I don't know where this edit button is, though, and I'm totally baffled because I would seriously use it all the time.

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

HOLY HELL I FINALLY FUCKING LISTENED TO MERRIWEATHER POST PAVILION. What a fucking trip! I should've known I was in for a ride just by being eyeraped by looking at the cover art. HOLY MOTHERFUCK, it just ended and I already want to play it over and over and over again. ANIMAL COLLECTIVE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

and I really hate posting memes on my journal, for some reason

Obviously it's because you're a HIPPIE and you don't want to CONFORM to the ESTABLISHMENT. Duh.

Oh dude, Wristcutters is the shit. I wish you had too because it's one of my favorite movies, and that character is a total badass.

Huh, I thought the powers that be opened up comment-editing to the general public. I guess it's still a paid-account-only thing (unless you're missing a little blue pencil among the options for your comments?).

[cool-rain-kiss.livejournal.com]

I DON'T REALLY EVEN UNDERSTAND THIS MEME DDDDD:



WHATEVER, SHE COUNTS. SHE PROBABLY HAD A MUSIC VIDEO OR SOMETHING. DEAL.

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

How do you not...WHAT'S THERE TO UNDERSTAND? IT'S NOT WRITTEN IN SANSKRIT, DUDE.

LOL AT YOUR OVERWHELMINGLY OBVIOUS CHOICE (I STILL HEARTILY APPROVE OF IT, OBVIOUSLY \o/)

[cool-rain-kiss.livejournal.com]

IT COULD BE. WHAT IF YOU HAVE AN AUTOMATIC SANSKRIT-TO-ENGLISH TRANSLATOR BUILT IN IN YOUR MIIIIIIIND THAT THE REST OF US DON'T HAVE? HMMM?

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

MEEEEEEEBEE I DOOOOOOOOOOO, WHAT'S IT TO YOOOOOOOU? (sometimes I rhyme! doot dee do TIME. ...and sometimes I fail.)

[cool-rain-kiss.livejournal.com]

HOMIE SAY WHAT? I DON'T TALK SANSKRIT, FOO'

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

OH STFU OR I'LL SHOVE A LEONARD COHEN UP YOUR ASS. IN VINYL. THAT SHIT STINGS.

(AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH oh man oh man I REALLY MEANT for the word "album" to facilitate a connection between "Cohen" and "up your ass" I DID I DID but ahahahahah I am not even going to bother to put it in now because AHAHAHAHHAHAHA THE OLD MAN SEX CANNOT BE DENIED D:)

[cool-rain-kiss.livejournal.com]

I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW :(

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

I...REALLY HAVE NO IDEA. COHERENCY HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

[isthisrespekt.livejournal.com]

Um. You is Winona Ryder. :D

[lawlzify.livejournal.com]

Oh em gee, I love Flight of the Conchords. ♥

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

I DATED JOHNNY DEPP*! Thanks, dude, you just supplied me with the greatest story to tell at proverbial cocktail parties ever.

*seriously, my knowledge of pop culture is almost zilch, and this is the only thing I know about Winona Ryder (other than she's hot). And I was watching a biography on Johnny Depp once, and apparently he got her name tattooed into a heart, and when they broke up, he changed it to "WINO." And and and I don't know how you could fashion my name into something intoxicating without eradicating every letter except for an E. And HALLO THAR, THIS IS A TANGENT. HERE ME RAMBLE.

[summerkins.livejournal.com]

....I agree with thelemic I see you as River XD

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

AHA! Darling Dani, I can always count on you to supply me with applicable appellations when my pitiful pop culture knowledge falls short. (Shuddup, I like being gratuitously alliterative, okay.) Seriously, now I can pretend I am all savvy and hip and actually knew who thelemic was talking about! I LOVE YOU, HAVE MY FIRSTBORN.

MOTHERFUCKER, why have I STILL never ever watched Firefly??

[summerkins.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahhaha ILU HARDCORE.

Firefly is AMAZING and you NEEEEEEED to watch it!! It's on hulu for god's sake! I KNOW. THAT'S WHERE I WATCHED IT!

And i only watched it last semester, so yeah. XD

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

I KNOOOOOW I NEED TO GET ON IT! ("get on it" probably means that by the time I see the four horsemen and the raining fire at my window, I'll be all, "oh hey! MIGHT AS WELL TUNE INTO FIREFLY, SINCE THE WORLD'S ENDING AND ALL!" 'Cause. Yeah. I think I promised the same thing to kyuukumber...two, three years ago? I FAIL AT TELEVISION, I REALLY REALLY DO.)

HEY, F-LIST? If you could drag your collective ass to my house with some menacing enough omens, I VOW I SHALL WATCH EVERY EPISODE OF FIREFLY, EVERY EXTRA, AND EVERY AMATEUR PORN SHOT BY RABID FANS IN THEIR DRESSING ROOMS. \o/

[summerkins.livejournal.com]

GOD DAMNIT ELLIE, WHAT DO I NEED TO DO TO GET YOUR ASS ON THAT?? JEEZE.

THREATEN YOU WITH WHIPPING? OR WOULD YOU LIKE THAT TOO MUCH?

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

Would def. enjoy the whipping. I dunno, maybe hot coals would be too intense for me? That sounds kind of scary.

[summerkins.livejournal.com]

You're so kinky. It's crazy.

But yeah, hot coals are far to kinky for me. i think I'd vom if i threatened someone with that. Just thinking about maybe doing it freaks me out.

I NEED SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE.

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

THERE IS NOTHING I DON'T LIKE. I AM MADE OF PASTRY PUFF.

[summerkins.livejournal.com]

LIES! THERE MUST BE SOMETHING YOU DISLIKE!

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

THE ONLY THING TO DISLIKE IS DISLIKE ITSELF, SISTER.

[summerkins.livejournal.com]

LIIIIIIEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!

I WILL FIGURE IT OUT. AND EXPLOIT IT.

[secrethitmen.livejournal.com]

Stupid html. D:

http://i39.tinypic.com/2j34ep2.gif

This is Sarah Haskins. She's a Chicago comedian, who has a show-segment called Target Women, and is one of the funniest people I know. (Not that I know her.)

[two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com]

I DUN GEDDIT R U SAYIN IM FUNNIEEEEEEEEE?!?

(:D :D I don't actually know who she is, but I am tickled pink, I tell you! I'll have to check her out.)