SO WHAAAAAAAAAAT SO'S THIS, AND WHO'S COMPLAINING?
We had to watch a video with a giant talking penis in a suit accompanying a woman in a tastefully vaginal dress discuss HOW BABIES ARE MADE on a fake talk show called THE G-SPOT. I AM. NOT. MAKING THIS SHIT UP. At least I think that's what it was about? Heterosexuality is just WRONG, man, I didn't want that blasphemous shit inflicted on my chaste little soul. So I kinda stopped watching the video two seconds through, after expelling a heaving "OH MY FUCKING GOD" at my friend, and devoting the rest of the period to reading the equally hilarious LGBTQQI FAQ section of the site ("I LIKE THIS GIRL, BUT I THINK SHE MIGHT BE A LESBIAN. HOW CAN I TELL?). (yeah, we got to watch the horrifying videos INDIVIDUALLY ON COMPUTERS! god bless the technology age.)
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Date: 2009-01-31 10:51 pm (UTC)We had to watch a video with a giant talking penis in a suit accompanying a woman in a tastefully vaginal dress discuss HOW BABIES ARE MADE on a fake talk show called THE G-SPOT. I AM. NOT. MAKING THIS SHIT UP. At least I think that's what it was about? Heterosexuality is just WRONG, man, I didn't want that blasphemous shit inflicted on my chaste little soul. So I kinda stopped watching the video two seconds through, after expelling a heaving "OH MY FUCKING GOD" at my friend, and devoting the rest of the period to reading the equally hilarious LGBTQQI FAQ section of the site ("I LIKE THIS GIRL, BUT I THINK SHE MIGHT BE A LESBIAN. HOW CAN I TELL?). (yeah, we got to watch the horrifying videos INDIVIDUALLY ON COMPUTERS! god bless the technology age.)