two_grey_rooms: (fangs up)
two_grey_rooms ([personal profile] two_grey_rooms) wrote2009-02-10 05:15 pm

aw, feel it quake with the joy resounding, palm to the palm, you can feel it pounding

PERHAPS someday in the future I shall contribute meaningfully to your flist with a narrative that is at once resonant and trenchant! TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY.

STOP! IT'S MEME TIME!

It's inevitable that as we read each other's journals we create mental pictures of each other. Post this on your own journal to find out who your friends see when they read about your life.

Two Rules:
1) The person must be in the movies or on TV (but doesn't have to be an actor/actress). The person can be specific to a role or character or just the person.
2) Post a picture.


GO TEAM!

[identity profile] escherzo.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
I SUPPOSE I CAN'T. SUCKS TO BE YEW

Someday is not soon enough, okay. I may have to kidnap you and show you it. It is Necessary.

[identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
BUT HOW WILL I EAT? I DON'T WANNA WAIT TILL AFTER I'M DEAD TO FEAST ON THE BRAINS OF MY LOVED ONES D: D:

See, now I want to tell you I steadfastly refuse to ever watch it, if only because being kidnapped by an internet friend is so damn ALLURING. Seriously. I'd probably even molest your girlfriend. It'd be epic.

[identity profile] escherzo.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
I SUPPOSE YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO. YOUR LIFE, SO HARD.

I have a feeling she would not be so onboard with that, I am just saying. *KIDNAPS AND LOCKS YOU IN MY BASEMENT*

[identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
For the wrenching emotional tumult I am now experiencing, I shall turn to poetry for consolation.

Fresh food smells so good,
like pasta Mom used to make.
Mom's brains smell good.

I loved my momma.
I eat her with my mouth closed,
how she would want it.


THANK YOU, RYAN MECUM, FOR WRITING THE ZOMBIE HAIKU BOOK TO UPLIFT ME FROM THESE TRYING TIMES.

(omg did you know about this book? IT IS AMAZING IF YOU DON'T, although maybe you already do because hey, you're a freaky kid who adulates zombies! YAY ZOMBIES.)

(Apropos of nothing, THE AUTHOR DUDE TOTALLY FRIENDED ME ON GOODREADS. Huh, I should go tell him I think he's the shit. It is moments like these when I need no poetry to soothe my soul and can just declare OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE THE INTERNET ♥.)

*KIDNAPS AND LOCKS YOU IN MY BASEMENT*

BUT DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND KNOW SHE'S ACTUALLY DATING GABE SAPORTA?? so, has this joke reached Obligatory Status, or is it just old meme?
Edited 2009-02-14 14:57 (UTC)