ext_60937 (
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2009-03-02 09:03 am (UTC)
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HEY, BABY. I WANNA SLITHER MY BASILISK INTO YOUR CHAMBER OF SECRETS.
This pick-up line MIGHT ACTUALLY LITERALLY WORK ON ME. I want to jump you and have hot lesbian sex right now. Yes, I did just write a smutlet so I'm pre-randy, but still.
And by hot lesbian sex, I mean tea.
But it's still hot.
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This pick-up line MIGHT ACTUALLY LITERALLY WORK ON ME. I want to jump you and have hot lesbian sex right now. Yes, I did just write a smutlet so I'm pre-randy, but still.
And by hot lesbian sex, I mean tea.
But it's still hot.