AHA! Darling Dani, I can always count on you to supply me with applicable appellations when my pitiful pop culture knowledge falls short. (Shuddup, I like being gratuitously alliterative, okay.) Seriously, now I can pretend I am all savvy and hip and actually knew who thelemic was talking about! I LOVE YOU, HAVE MY FIRSTBORN.

MOTHERFUCKER, why have I STILL never ever watched Firefly??