kitty, why do i always seem to merit your mulan facepalm icon? :(
RIGHT, I'VE NEVER SEEN THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW, CLEARLY I AM A CULTURELESS TWATBUCKET.
AND LESLIEBEANS GET LYNCHED IN POPLARVILLE! as you should be. my underage frivolities are kind of A+, for the most part, and none of them have killed me yet! LOLZ SMELLY ELLIE 4 LIFE <33333
LIES! LIES AND FALSEHOODS! ALL THE TIME IS A GOOD TIME TO GET DRUNK. ANYWAY I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD A MOTHERFUCKING APPOINTMENT, BECAUSE MY MOTHER WAS CONVINCED I'D REMEMBERED HER TELLING ME ABOUT IT THREE FUCKIN' WEEKS AGO. so today my brother woke me up at like 12:30 by putting his iguana on my head (no, that is not a euphemism, you vile thing), and the iguana smelled like poop, and i wanted to punt the fucking thing across the room, but i didn't, because i love that iguana, but i wanted to punt my brother across the room, but i didn't, even though he's made of poop, halfway because he's too heavy and halfway because i had to race to the bathroom to throw up at that precise moment. MY LIFE IS SO HARD.
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RIGHT, I'VE NEVER SEEN THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW, CLEARLY I AM A CULTURELESS TWATBUCKET.
AND LESLIEBEANS GET LYNCHED IN POPLARVILLE! as you should be. my underage frivolities are kind of A+, for the most part, and none of them have killed me yet! LOLZ SMELLY ELLIE 4 LIFE <33333
LIES! LIES AND FALSEHOODS! ALL THE TIME IS A GOOD TIME TO GET DRUNK. ANYWAY I DIDN'T KNOW I HAD A MOTHERFUCKING APPOINTMENT, BECAUSE MY MOTHER WAS CONVINCED I'D REMEMBERED HER TELLING ME ABOUT IT THREE FUCKIN' WEEKS AGO. so today my brother woke me up at like 12:30 by putting his iguana on my head (no, that is not a euphemism, you vile thing), and the iguana smelled like poop, and i wanted to punt the fucking thing across the room, but i didn't, because i love that iguana, but i wanted to punt my brother across the room, but i didn't, even though he's made of poop, halfway because he's too heavy and halfway because i had to race to the bathroom to throw up at that precise moment. MY LIFE IS SO HARD.