ah, who am i to criticize such intrepid logic in the face of UTTER NONSENSE? it's a stroke of sheer brilliance, even! i applaud you, may even decide to emulate you. why should friendship be a reliable, productive thing, when it could more closely resemble the galvanizing joys of surprise buttsex? YOU ARE A GENIUS OF HUMAN INTERACTION.

...ahem. holy shit how did you get so old? COLLEGE? YOU'RE GRADUATING COLLEGE? dear fuck. i'm visiting college campuses for the first time in august! (shoulda started much earlier, i know ;__;)

i am also quite well, although apparently i'm an old fart and will be the wrinkly naked neighborhood maniac before i know it. sigh. summer has found me too lackadaisical for livejournal so far, but next week i go to explo, which generally manages to be ridiculously exciting even without booze! am psyched for that.