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MY DAD: "I'll be gay for Jon Stewart."

I FINALLY GOT HIM TO SAY IT. FINALLY.

This joyous occasion must be preserved in my journal forevermore. I SHALL REMEMBER THIS DAY FOREVERS AND EVERS AND EVERS AND EVERS.

-is ridiculously proud of self-

Date: 2006-08-15 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coldplayislove.livejournal.com
If my dad ever said he'd go gay for somebody, I go into cardiac arrest, zombify, and then kill him.

0.o

Date: 2006-08-15 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
MY DEAR GIANNA, that was arguably the best moment of my entire life. Do you have ANY idea how long I've been trying to make him say that? Oh gods. I am practically WEEPING out of PURE JOY.

Date: 2006-08-15 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coldplayislove.livejournal.com
I can assure I have NO idea how long you've been trying to do that.

I dont think I have to worry about my dad though. He gets really uneasy when I watch Will & Grace ;]

Date: 2006-08-15 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kyuukumber.livejournal.com
HOORAY!

...I'm totally stealing that mission for my own dad, just because I know I can probably get him to say it within 3 seconds of trying :D He's very weak.

Date: 2006-08-16 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
Do you have ANY IDEA HOW MANY MONTHS I HAVE SLAVED?

-twitch-

Getting him to say it took FOUL PLAY. FOUL PLAY, I TELL YOU!

OH, THE INJUSTICES OF THE WORLD!

Date: 2006-08-16 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] golly--sandra.livejournal.com
Claps for Mushaboom.

BUT OMG. MULDER DOING PELVIC THRUST IN YOUR MOODTHEME

-PELVIC THRUST-

Date: 2006-08-16 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
Ahahahaha. Mulder isn't doing a pelvic thrust in my moodtheme. Just a sort of...YES! thing with his fists. If I remember correctly anyway, and I think I do because I so would have remembered a pelvic thrust.

-pelvic thrusts anyway-

Date: 2006-08-17 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrogrl.livejournal.com
How the hell did you do that? God, if I got my dad to say he'd be gay for someone...I'd never let him forget it. Like ever.

Date: 2006-08-17 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
Ahahahaha. Oh, there's no way I'm never letting him forget this. ♥

I tricked him into saying it. Weeks and weeks of hard gayifying work.

By the way, this is random and slightly stalkerish, but how old are you? I was just kind of wondering. I'm thirteen, in case you didn't already know.

Date: 2006-08-18 12:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrogrl.livejournal.com
By the way, this is random and slightly stalkerish, but how old are you? I was just kind of wondering.

Oh god, there are SO many answers to that question. My birth certificate says November 16, 1989, but a quiz has proven my inner child to be 27. Yet sometimes I have the mentality of a horny five-year-old.

Thirteen? Holy fuck, I feel like a pedophile for all that shagging.

Date: 2006-08-18 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
You're only sixteen though! I'm an eighteen-year-old's Internet jailbait so bitch, puh-lease.

...

Uh.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I always have the mentality of a horny two-year-old on speed, but a quiz once told me I'm twenty-two. Or twenty-one. Somewhere around that number.

Date: 2006-08-18 01:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pyrogrl.livejournal.com
Well then. As we've established that, let's shag just to flip off everyone else who says WE CAN'T.

Date: 2006-08-18 05:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
Oh, totally.

Date: 2006-08-17 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
Er. There's no way I'm ever letting him forget this. -headdesk-

Date: 2006-08-19 11:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] special-rach.livejournal.com
If my dad went gay or said anything gay related I would chop him in half.

Date: 2006-08-19 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
HA HA. I have TRIED for MONTHS to get him to say this...

I FEEL SO ACCOMPLISHED. ♥

AND THE OTHER DAY. I got him to say he's gay for David Duchovnyyyyy. -dies-

AND HE'S STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO ME, TRYING TO TALK TO ME NOW. AHAHAHAHA.

Date: 2006-08-19 09:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] special-rach.livejournal.com
How does it feeling knowing your father would go GAY for David Duchovny?

Are you...worried? Hehhhh.

Date: 2006-08-20 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
Um, no, it makes me feel pride to the point of obscenity. =]

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