GOOD EVENING, LIVEJOURNAL NATION. i come to you on a noble mission to uncover the contents of your pants, which really isn't half as sketchy as it sounds. you see, the girlfriend and i found ourselves in a heated debate this evening, the subject of which, once again, is (unfortunately) not half as lascivious as it sounds. i threatened to consult livejournal because that is what i do when i need to be proven right, so here i am AND I COME BEARING A POLL. DON'T LET ME DOWN, LIVEJOURNAL! THE FATE OF MY RELATIONSHIP RESTS ON YOUR COLLECTIVE SHOULDERS.