two_grey_rooms: (a tourist in the waking world)
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GOOD EVENING, LIVEJOURNAL NATION. i come to you on a noble mission to uncover the contents of your pants, which really isn't half as sketchy as it sounds. you see, the girlfriend and i found ourselves in a heated debate this evening, the subject of which, once again, is (unfortunately) not half as lascivious as it sounds. i threatened to consult livejournal because that is what i do when i need to be proven right, so here i am AND I COME BEARING A POLL. DON'T LET ME DOWN, LIVEJOURNAL! THE FATE OF MY RELATIONSHIP RESTS ON YOUR COLLECTIVE SHOULDERS.

[Poll #1744174]

Date: 2011-05-23 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] escherzo.livejournal.com
WHY DO YOU NEED UNDERWEAR INFO, ELLIE

IS THIS ACTUALLY A PLOT TO CREEP ON EVERYONE

Date: 2011-05-23 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
NO, IT IS A PLOT TO PROVE THAT MY GIRLFRIEND IS ABNORMAL. THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME SO I CAN FEEL MARGINALLY BETTER ABOUT MYSELF. well, the first four questions are anyway. the latter two exist as a generous gift to people who love talking about underwear. aren't i fabulously considerate?

Date: 2011-05-23 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] escherzo.livejournal.com
indeed you are, you awesome creeper, you.

Date: 2011-05-23 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cool-rain-kiss.livejournal.com
I had to tell you you're a pervert at least once. Also, I OWN SO MANY CUTE PANTIES IT IS UNREAL, HORNY.

Date: 2011-05-23 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
you don't have to tell me i'm a pervert. it's already implied.

AND FUCK, WHY AM I LOSING EVIDENTLY I AM ABNORMAL ;____;. now i will have to report this to lani, and she might even force me into hideous frilly panties, oh god thank fuck we didn't make an actual bet on this shit.
Edited Date: 2011-05-23 02:49 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-05-23 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cool-rain-kiss.livejournal.com
I would hope you'd've learned better after the last time you made a bet. And lost.

Also OHMYGOSH FRILLY PANTIES! Take pics!!!!

Date: 2011-05-23 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD i kind of hate myself for knowing EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. i...i...i have nothing to say to you. (except that i would totally win that bet nowadays. idek what the fuck is wrong with me. um, yay, overabundance of personal information?)

NO >:(

Date: 2011-05-23 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cool-rain-kiss.livejournal.com
lol no me! UP TOP o/

WHY NOT. WHY WOULD YOU DENY ME AFTER ALL THESE YEARS???

Date: 2011-05-23 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
UNGH WHAT IS THIS. maybe the rapture did happen, only it was the fapocalypse instead of the apocalypse.

BECAUSE THESE PICTURES DO NOT EXIST, NOR WILL THEY EVER AND--hey, dude, i am officially no longer your jailbait as of three months ago! i think this means i'm Growing Up <3.

Date: 2011-05-24 01:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cool-rain-kiss.livejournal.com
DON'T REMIND ME ;____________________; NOW WHAT SWEET YOUNG THANG AM I SUPPOSED TO TAP? ;______________________;

Date: 2011-05-23 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fantods.livejournal.com
You are kinda a perv but I like it >:)

I always feel better about myself when my bra and undies match (I don't know why this is, I don't match my SOCKS for god sake) but sometimes I just forget and don't match them/grab whatever.

Panties is the worst word EVER imo.

Date: 2011-05-23 02:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
WHY THANK YOU. i do care deeply about what underwear you choose. the whole argument-with-girlfriend was merely a clever ruse (because, yano, if i wanted to make this question sound socially acceptable, i totally would've picked a situation like that). KA-WINK.

you are strange because you think about your underwear but i am willing to forgive you because YES THANK YOU PANTIES IS AN AWFUL AWFUL WORD. lani thinks it's cute, but she can't stand "underwear." go figure. (AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU KNOW THESE INANE DETAILS OF MY LIFE NOW?)

Date: 2011-05-23 02:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fantods.livejournal.com
I mean, you know what undies I'm wearing today. I think I can stand some inane details!

Uuughhkhjabglka NOOO. When someone says "panties" I think about badly-written fanfic on quizilla and dnw. WHY SHOULDN'T I THINK ABOUT MY UNDERWEAR?

Date: 2011-05-23 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
BECAUSE I DON'T THINK ABOUT MY UNDERWEAR, AND I GOVERN THE LAWS OF NORMALCY. THEREFORE, NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO THINK ABOUT THEIR UNDERWEAR.

panties just makes me think of vacuous valley girls giggling and giggling and giggling ad nauseam.

Date: 2011-05-23 04:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-----starlight.livejournal.com
OOH OOH I SAID SOMETHING ELSE FOR THE FIRST ONE, SO I MUST ELABORATE FOR YOUR SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH.

i basically pick based on how pretty they are. i go through my super beautiful VS panties first and then when those are all in the laundry, i pick the next prettiest ones. also which ones are actually the right size bc ngl i have some that are not the right size, just for emergency laundry days bc i never do laundry omg.

also wtf kind of research is this, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR TIME RN ELLIE IDEK

although tbh i'm super glad you asked this tonight bc i'm wearing my favorite pair hahaha they are adorbs

Date: 2011-05-24 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CAREFUL CONSIDERATION, BOTH FOR YOUR UNDERWEAR AND MY STRICTLY SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH

this is called the Prove My Girlfriend Is Batshit Because She Spends Too Much Thinking about Her Underwear and Accidentally Also Prove That I Am Batshit Because I Make Livejournal Polls Inspired by My Girlfriend's Underwear study. IT IS V. OFFICIAL OKAY

ps: you're a freak just like lani! YOU SHOULD BE FRIIIIIENDS. :D

Date: 2011-05-24 02:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-----starlight.livejournal.com
oic, that is a very long title. so clearly it is VERY scientific and official.

ps omg mb you are the freak geeeeeeez. although yay for friends :D

Date: 2011-05-23 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] galaxyaway.livejournal.com
The only reason I usually remember what underwear I'm wearing is because I have like a bunch of pairs of black boxer shorts that are comfy and cute and so I wear them all the time.

Date: 2011-05-24 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
THANK YOU FOR CONTRIBUTING TO MY INVALUABLE RESEARCH

Date: 2011-05-24 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] galaxyaway.livejournal.com
I LOVE HOW MY RESPONSE WAS SO INVALUABLE THAT YOU HAD TO COMMENT WITH A GENERIC COMMENT.





<3

Date: 2011-05-23 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apiphile.livejournal.com
Pants or knickers, darling, I'm British.

Date: 2011-05-24 01:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
excuse my pig-headed american ignorance. i actually had no idea you lot just called 'em pants. are what we call "pants" trousers then? (although i feel v. silly that i forgot about knickers, especially because it's such an awesome word. but maybe i should feel sillier about making a poll about underwear in the first place.)

Date: 2011-05-24 11:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apiphile.livejournal.com
Indeed they are. :)

Date: 2011-05-23 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] summerkins.livejournal.com
Sometimesd I make them match my outfit in a very vauge way (like, color. If i'm wearing a green shirt and i have clean green underwear i'll put them on.) And sometimes I go crazy and make sure EVERYTHING i'm wearing matches, but only once in a while.

And as for knowing what I'm wearing - it depends if its one of those days that I made sure I'm matching. If it's not then I have to check.

I wear boxers to bed at night sometimes because they're super comfy and yeah. If i'm not wearing pj pants, or a nightgown I wear them. OR if like today, I'm wearing a kinda short nightgown and don't wanna flash my roommate then i'll put boxers underneath. Yeahh.

I TOTALLY TOOK THIS ALL SERIOUSLY. DO I GET A COOKIE?

Date: 2011-05-24 01:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
NOPE. JUST MY UNDYING RESPECT AND GRATITUDE. CHEERS!

Date: 2011-05-24 02:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] summerkins.livejournal.com
HUZZAH!!!

It honestly did not occur to me to be a dick about this and not take it seriously. I DON'T KNOW WHY.

Date: 2011-05-23 07:58 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] coniferous_you
Not that I doubted you were in love before, but if I did, this would be enough proof for me. This is what it does!

Date: 2011-05-24 01:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
love is a unique kind of madness in which minutiae about undergarments causes you to question everything you thought you knew. i think someone should start marketing that on a t-shirt, stat.

Date: 2011-05-23 08:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eska-rina.livejournal.com
about the first question: I only care about what underwear I wear if it can bee seen through my clothes, if someone is going to see it, or if it's that time of the month. Other than that? Naaaaah.

Date: 2011-05-24 01:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
you put more thought into it than i do! my process of selection is generally: 1) is it clean? and then 2) does it have holes in it? 1) is always an important consideration, but 2) only makes a difference if lani's in town. AREN'T YOU GLAD WE ARE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION :D?
Edited Date: 2011-05-24 01:08 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-05-24 10:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eska-rina.livejournal.com
haha, SERIOUSLY? 'Cause on normal days, I really don't care! And I totes expect my panties to be clean if they haven't been thrown to the washing bag, and panties with holes in are automatically menstruation panties. It's only if my underwear is going to be seen, I really care (though, then I do care!) - then I want them to scream SEXY TIMES YAAAAAY. ...Plus, I don't want potential future fuck friends to know I sometimes run around with panties with holes in; it's kind of a turn-of, I find :P

Date: 2011-05-23 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] closetospring.livejournal.com
I always have to give SOME consideration to my underwear: since I have some lacy, some thick materials, etc. those can give ugly lines through some pants, and if I'm wearing lighter-color bottoms I have to be careful to wear lighter-color undies as well, etc. it's usually only a minute of consideration tho. (not always, sometimes I do like to match or be extra cute.)

I LOVE UNDIES.

but to be fair, I'm pretty sure my gf grabs whatever's in her drawer, because she doesn't have the wide variety I do, and doesn't have the same clothing/panty line concerns I do.

Date: 2011-05-24 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
...i love that you have an apropos icon on hand for this post.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR THOUGHTFUL CONTRIBUTION TO THIS SURVEY. I ASSURE YOU YOUR RESPONSES WILL BE KEPT IN STRICTEST CONFIDENCE by which i of course mean they will be giggled over when i tell lani that my lj flist is populated mostly by people like her and then i will begin to question the validity of my life choices regarding underwear. *salutes*

Date: 2011-05-24 09:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kyuukumber.livejournal.com
this is my favorite post.

Date: 2011-06-14 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
HI. this comment is pathetically late, but i felt the need to leave it anyway. YOU ARE MY FAVORITE EVERYTHING <3

Date: 2011-06-13 02:47 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] thnidu.livejournal.com
I said I'd add something in a comment... Oh, yeah.
1. Clean. That means I take them out of the drawer, not out of the laundry hamper or off the floor.
2. More or less weather appropriate. In cold weather, boxer briefs. In hot, briefs if I can find them. In between, doesn't matter.

You're weird. I like that.

Date: 2011-06-14 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
:D :D I AM THRILLED BY YOUR PARTICIPATION IN MY POLL. your information will not be given out to any third parties, except for lani who hardly counts as a third party.

i am shamelessly and overwhelmingly weird. especially on ljland. i'm glad you approve!

Date: 2011-08-11 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imortlnoctrn.livejournal.com
my girlfriend makes her whole outfit match, to the best of her abilities. overthings and underthings included.

i.. put on whatever i can find that's clean at the time.

Date: 2011-08-13 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] two-grey-rooms.livejournal.com
girlfriends are fucking weird. i will never understand them and their girl-cooties.

Date: 2011-08-14 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] imortlnoctrn.livejournal.com
ikr? i sort of enjoy the girl-cooties though.. or at least the means which one uses to acquire them. i got my cootie shot in first grade or so, so i'm immune =D

might i ask how your debate went?

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